What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:45
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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No way
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What do you think about other people's K-pop opinions?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...